No offence intended towards the ladies.
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested.Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Married life is very frustrating.in the first year of marriage, the man speaks
and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
A couple was having a discussion about family finances.Finally the husband exploded,"If it weren't for my money,the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied,"My dear,if it weren't for your money,I wouldn't be here."
Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man,after marriage she suspects him,and after death she respects him.
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
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