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Friday, March 02, 2007

Believe it or not.....

Can You Believe the following...??

Can anyone take this out?



Sweet kiss with love....



Lion's Dentist...




Original Hair...?

Double Protection...!!

Some Amazing Pics...

Choco Frog...


Beauty In New definition...


Wanna drive this...?






The Choco-Nano-ipod


Leave letters


This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...
1. Infosys, Bangalore :

An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC.
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing:

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!!) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post...

Message From Bill Gates


Now let's have a message from Bill Gates..



Why Newton Committed Suicide..??

Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were justa huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In a movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:


1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumour which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is sure. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through hisears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.Guess, what he does?He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knifekills the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.Bang... the gangster dies...


This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back.


But he happened to see another movie for one lasttime,and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.


The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in theworld hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!


The 'climax' finally arrives.


Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.


(Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)


Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall,he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...................