Mistakes In Telegram

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband.

At the reservation counter, while her turn came,it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

Another One..

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written "sethji aaj mar gaye hai..."